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Period Sex A teen girl decides to have sex with her long-term boyfriend on her period for the first time. They lay a towel down on the bed in his family home and everything is going as planned until he withdraws and they hear a splattering sound. They look up to see his white bedroom walls have been, erm, redecorated. The Boyzilian A woman and her date are lying in bed kissing. They decide to take things to the next level but when he reveals his naked body she is shocked. They finished having sex with a partner only to realise he was no longer wearing a condom. They looked around for it in panic before realising they still had it, so to speak.
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Another priceless design fail posted on the site is an image of a set of double doors that says ‘pull’ but is missing one vital element – the handles. Missing the mark on the fantasy front, is the Disney princess puzzle that shows Cinderella with an enormous nose due to an unfortunately designed puzzle shape. And a kid’s bubble bath in a Minion-shaped bottle, would be more appealing if the red liquid didn’t ooze from the goggles, making it look like cute little character is weeping blood.
Parents might also think twice before sending their children down an elephant slide that protrudes from the great beast’s backside. Two important messages have been emblazoned on a ferry to make it look like ‘No safety’ is being recommended along with ‘smoking first’ – messages that might come as a shock to passengers Another design fail includes a set of double doors that say ‘pull’ but are missing one vital element – the handles Parents may think twice before sending their children down an elephant slide that protrudes from its backside Designers didn’t think this one through too throoughly.
This escalator ascends straight into a wall A news article about ‘grapefruit’ also sends a strange message when the ‘g’ is dropped from the headline and replaced with a slice of the fruit in an attempt to exercise some visual creativity.
“I was set up on a blind date in high school and I went to the dude’s farm. Suddenly, one of his goats started giving birth, so he ran to the barn and I followed.
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Credit: Ladies (and gents), I have to say, what you are about to hear has to be the funniest dating story I have EVER HEARD. So, I was out this weekend at the infamous frat-central bar, Boat Basin, on the Upper West Side here in NYC.
Make sure to check out our sports trivia and trivia on the Founding Fathers to get a leg up on your competition. Crafting a quiz team name that’s equal parts offensive, hilarious, and topical is an art form and there are some teams that are awful at it; these are not those teams. Funny team names won’t help you win having these celebrities on your team might , but they’ll definitely give you some points with the crowd.
From go-to trivia team names like “Better Late Than Pregnant” and “My Couch Pulls Out But I Don’t” to trivia themed team names like “Trivia Newton John ” and “Quizteama Aguilera”, there is no shortage of great pub quiz group names out there and this is but a small sampling of the best team names for trivia ever. Clever, awesome, dirty – this list has it all! What are the best trivia team names? If you can’t come up with a name for your trivia team, these options will not steer you wrong.
Keep in mind that some of the team names will always work and some are funny because they’re topical, but all these quiz team names will keep you in the funny even if your team doesn’t make it to the money. Good team names are important for the morale of the team too!
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Brief Pause “Uh, okay then,.. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door, and shout to Mommy that Daddy’s car just pulled into the driveway. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn’t moving at all! What about your Uncle Paul? He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool.
Having kissed my fair share of frogs on Tinder, I can attest that dating is horrible. The worst. Luckily, bad date stories are supremely entertaining and very fun to tell.
The Best Comedies of From cerebral, amusing indies to full-fledged laugh riots. Some of the funniest movies in recent years have been the bleakest, but that doesn’t mean Hollywood has completely given up on delivering LOLs to audiences. Though the year is not quite over, it’s brought some pretty phenomenal comedies to the big screen—some that quietly amuse us, others that leave us doubled over in laughter. Here are the year’s best. Advertisement – Continue Reading Below 10 The Meyerowitz Stories New and Selected Netflix Noah Baumbach’s latest film harkens back to his early days, with a breezy, strikingly witty style reminiscent of his breakthrough film Kicking and Screaming.
Instead of hapless college graduates, however, he turns his lens onto hapless New Yorkers. Dustin Hoffman stars as the patriarch of the Meyerowitz family; Adam Sandler, Ben Stiller, and Elizabeth Marvel play his adult children who plan a retrospective of their artist father’s career despite his middling artistic success. With sharp, stinging dialogue and a hilarious supporting performance from Emma Thompson, The Meyerowitz Stories might be the movie that earns Sandler an Oscar nomination.
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So, she is setting me up on a blind date. You can hear all about it here. Have a describable reason why you think the pair would make a good match, and tell them what that is. Be forthcoming with information. Committing to a dinner with a complete stranger is intimidating. Give both parties some basic information about the other i.
Well, these guys (and their dates) were not so lucky. Here, 12 guys give their most cringeworthy first-date stories, purely for your enjoyment.
I also had a LOT of you climbing onto your roofs just to sing my accolades. That to me is a good day of blogging. She carried her little joke books around and loved to make people laugh. Her favorite joke was the one in the image above. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into it. I never have awesome jokes. I like to make humor on the fly. Last night she told us that joke about Beethoven. And she told us three or four other priceless jokes over the course of the evening.
So, I asked you all on my Facebook page for your Best. In fact, you delivered a few posts worth of them.
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That said, the silver lining of a weird, funny, or just plain bad date is that it always makes for a great story. It was ridiculous, but, lucky for him, we both started cracking up. I was SO excited. I got super dressed-up and went to the campus bar to meet him. I guess I drunkenly gave my number to a random guy at a party who happened to have the same name as this cute guy in my architecture class.
The Funniest Jewish Jokes. Part 2 These classic jokes are quintessentially Jewish and put me into hysterics. Some you may know, others may be new, but all are: No such thing as Jewish humor?! Jackie Mason and Ricky Gervais separated at birth? So for you, dear readers, I bring you my absolute faves. With a rub, out popped a genie.
Moshe, the boss, looked around and calmly said. I want those schnooks back in my office right after lunch! The Jewish boss, like We Jews, was not only skeptical a miracle not in a desert? The clergyman entered to start services:
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The following list of road trip games for adults and couples will keep you awake and entertained. Some are very revealing, showing either your intelligence or some things you may not wish to tell anyone. Alternatively, you can have the front seat passenger change stations every five seconds. The goal is to guess the title of the song.
A variation is to take turns singing the next line of the song.
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By Nick Schreck April 2, 12 Comments It’s beginning to look a lot like the best time of the year! Of course, we mean NFL and fantasy football time! You didn’t really think we’d say Christmas did you!? Although it is a close second. Because we love talking fantasy football, fantasy football team names and everything else you can imagine, you might find this post at different points in the season.
So if it’s already past week 1 of the NFL season, just skip forward to the fantasy football team name part. Or, you can hang around for the stories and fun that we share before the team name lists. Here’s the reason you’re here: We know you want the list and the names more than you truly care about us, and that’s okay. But hear us out just for a few minutes. We search the internet, Instagram, Pinterest, and everywhere in-between to find the best fantasy football team names for
Funny in Four Laughs The seven funniest news stories of so far With Newsjack taking a witty look at the stories making the headlines , BBC Comedy writer Mike Shephard thought there was no better time to look back on some of the news stories that have made us laugh in the first half of Sharks are sophisticated evil geniuses who like nothing more than kicking back with a bit of Herbie Hancock while they quietly plot our destruction. Apparently, they associate the sound of jazz with food, meaning they clearly prefer the taste of goatee beards.
My first date story with my husband is not too exciting, however I find it extremely humorous. He was the brother of one of my close friends, when I met him I had just started dating a guy (who funny enough dumped me after I wished him a “Happy VD” on Valentine’s day).
This collection of funny redneck jokes includes riddles, long-form jokes, dirty jokes, and much more. There are a lot of corny, crappy jokes about rednecks out there, but we worked hard to really find the best redneck jokes on the internet. What does a redneck and yeast have in common? Why are redneck murders the hardest to solve? Hold my beer and watch this! What do a gang member and a redneck have in common? They both know how to throw a good hoe down.
Why did the Redneck cross the road? What do a redneck divorce and a burning meth lab have in common? Everybody is sitting on the same side of the church Q:
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Begin Slideshow This article was originally published on November 13, We long for the days of poring over the Traumarama section of Seventeen. Not only were these cringe-worthy tales of toilet paper on shoes and farting in front of boys hilarious, they also reminded us that just about everyone lands in awkward situations from time to time. Beyond that, everyone gets embarrassed and lives to talk about it.
Thank you for sharing and enjoy this break in your day! We lugged all of our things up to the 2nd floor and proceeded into the room where I hit someone with the door. I looked down and it was the maintenance man tying his shoe. He got up and ran out of the room. I then look over and I see a Bud Light can on the counter…hmmm The maid proceeds to walk towards me mumbling something about a courtesy call and a breakfast buffet, but all I could focus on was that her pants were undone, her shirt untucked, she was wearing NO shoes and her hair was all over the place.
As she walks towards me she is tucking in her shirt and trying to button her pants, which she was having trouble with. She picks up the Bud Light can and goes into the bathroom where she takes out the garbage and states she will need to bring me a new bathroom garbage. What kind of hotel is this?!!? Chairs had been set up with a center aisle and when it was time for my sister Bev to walk down the aisle as my matron of honor, her dog Bear a brown poodle thought it would be fun to take a walk too.